Tutti Barese

All the fun is taking place in the Macaroni Dish. Best to direct one's attention there. We seem to be on the verge of creating the Encyclopedia Mastandrea. We'll be defining terms (such as Orange Soup and lupini beans), identifying people (such as Shoes Pompadour and his sidekick Tony the Toothpick), and offering non-standard uses for ordinary household products (such as Q-Tips, hot dog carts, night-shirts and golf-balls).

Confused? Just wait until we start cataloging the Vito Disputations -- a modern day Socratic dialogue packed with uncommon wisdom and insight.